The story that just had to be told

OK here we go, about 5 years ago I worked at a gym in New Bedford. One of my favorite co-workers who was also a local boxer told us that he saw a disgusting site in the locker room bathroom. He told us that he swears that he saw one of our fellow employees masturbating on the bathroom floor. We were all like " OK Ray Ray sure". I mean would you believe that someone would take time out of there shift and please themselves in a place where children may see? It was a family gym with a daycare in it, so children use the bathrooms with their parents all the time. So about 3 weeks pass and another fellow employee comes out and went right to the manager and said "you need to call the police. We need to have this crazy fucker escorted out of here." So basically the sick fuck was sitting on the floor of the stall on top of paper towels that he laid down. He was sitting spread eagle and jerking away in his own world. Absolutely inappropriate for work. Take a lunch Break, take a cell phone break, take a gosh darn cigarette break but by no means should you take a masturbation on the bathroom fucking floor break...what the fuck!!!??? So the sick little weirdo was escorted out for all to see by the police. He is a local message therapist so be careful people. Here is a picture of what I imagined this situation looked like.

A dinner poem

3 skank ass broads took their kids out

one yacks her hot dog and starts to pout

the bitch comes running up my way with an angry face

and yells-- my daughter ate your dang hot dog and puked all over the place

Now I need it cleaned up and I want my check

thank fucking god this isn't my table what a train wreck

for the bitch just stood there and tapped her foot on the floor

as her waiter scrubbed up the puke from the spawn of the nasty whore

they got free meals and coupons too

a four fucking dollar tip will definitely do.

Grey's Anatomy

Jerry Springer Show!

Pussy Cat

When ever someone posts a picture of their lovely little cat on Facebook, is it bad that I want to say " that's a nice pussy"?

A few of Mj's lovers

              I was bored and doing a little bit of googling the other day when I came across some silly pictures of Michael Jackson in his glory. I thought I would share some of these pictures with you guys. Now years after Michael's passing I am learning about his love life. He is one crazy mother fucker. He had a wide variety of lovers from all walks of life. He could probably have his choice of clam, I mean he did date Brooke Sheilds who is beautiful..so he has it in him. These are pics of his secret lovers.

ET loved Michael soft touch, and his moon walk



He always had a thing for little people, at least these ones are of age lol

His smallest love. Where is Macaulay today?

Back when I was 8 years old and watching the movie Home Alone I thought little Keving Mcalister was a cutie! He has change quite a bit over the years!

 

Such a a cute little fucker!

Quite a lovely dress there mac



Damn homie



Here is a picture taken a few weeks ago....poor bastard :( hopefully he gets help!

Dick slip

Wardrobe malfunction.