Pussy Cat

When ever someone posts a picture of their lovely little cat on Facebook, is it bad that I want to say " that's a nice pussy"?

A few of Mj's lovers

              I was bored and doing a little bit of googling the other day when I came across some silly pictures of Michael Jackson in his glory. I thought I would share some of these pictures with you guys. Now years after Michael's passing I am learning about his love life. He is one crazy mother fucker. He had a wide variety of lovers from all walks of life. He could probably have his choice of clam, I mean he did date Brooke Sheilds who is beautiful..so he has it in him. These are pics of his secret lovers.

ET loved Michael soft touch, and his moon walk



He always had a thing for little people, at least these ones are of age lol

His smallest love. Where is Macaulay today?

Back when I was 8 years old and watching the movie Home Alone I thought little Keving Mcalister was a cutie! He has change quite a bit over the years!

 

Such a a cute little fucker!

Quite a lovely dress there mac



Damn homie



Here is a picture taken a few weeks ago....poor bastard :( hopefully he gets help!

Dick slip

Wardrobe malfunction.

Wal-mart Encounters...

So I went to Wally World today. It is truly a great place to people watch. I also got everything I needed on my list! There really wasn't too much going on there today but I did hear a funny conversation between two women. One loud women kept saying " I was dead S, I was dead S." I was thinking what the fuck does "dead S" mean? Then it hit me--dead serious-- OK, who says that? Should I start saying that? Nah. On my way Out I saw a women wearing white stretchy pants, and trust me she shouldn't have. 

So this just has to happen folks.....

The White Stretchy Pants Diaries 2012---w.s.p.d

View of Crotch in the front and dimples in the back..very sexaayy

I'm speechless..



Tan pants are just as bad people...if not worse!!!!  Who is her boss and why did he/she let her wear those to work???

Please Note-- when showing off your Badonk-adonk don't wear white! Thanks :)



Have yourself a fabulously Sexy Monday

Happy Friday

Quack Quack

Ok, so whats up with the duck faces everywhere?! Ever since the Olsen twins started making their "prune" face about 10 years ago it's been out of control. I think now its natural for some girls to automatically make a duck face when a camera is present. It's time to start smiling rather than sticking out your lips and looking like a fool ladies. On second thought it looks like you are taking a painful shit.

Here is my attempt at a prune/ducky face:

Not to shabby





                         

The inspirational two that started the prune face. They used to quietly say the word prune during photo shoots to get the best duck face results.

Just act natural girls...hehe

Here are a few fucking train wrecks... :)

Atleast she has nice eyes!

her lips look like a Vagina! Prune Vag

Is she shitting or farting...hmm



B-D-F Botox duck face B-D-F



They say the sexiest curve on a womens body is her smile.. soooo smile..no more duck lips girlies <3

 Ok I'm out..time to go practice my duck faces in the mirror with cell phone in hand..oh boy thats a whole other blog ! ;)

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